May 29, Fri. - Spock "Ga-Ga" Day

Do your best Vulcan impersonation today. Observe, absorb and contemplate, vs. simply reacting in situations. Wear your "poker face" and be a little mysterious. Everyone doesn't have to see your cards.

May 27, Wed. - "Do it" Day

You've been thinking about it for days or weeks or even months. Today is the day to "do it." Wait no longer. Otherwise known as the "Nike rule."

May 26, Tues. - Celebrate life's minor victories and successes like "Ocho Cinco"

Found a great parking spot? Get out and do the moonwalk. Your document came out of the printer first? Stir up the cabbage patch. Get creative. You don't have to be in the NFL to do a touchdown dance. Have some fun. It's infectious.

May 20, Wed. - Be your own worst enemy

Pretend you're someone who's the complete opposite of you ("bizzaro" you). Now try to get along with "normal" you. How long before you slap yourself?

May 19, Tues. - Control your anger with the "McClain" method

It's Tuesday. Something's going to piss you off today. Probably multiple things. Remember what that guy on the plane in "Die Hard" says to [Bruce Willis]? "...take off your shoes and your socks then walk around on the rug bare foot and make fists with your toes." It doesn't make sense. That's the point. And it won't get you in trouble.

May 18, Mon. - Keep it real

Not "so real" that it goes wrong... But when the joke isn't funny, you don't have to laugh. Conversely, if the joke is funny, and you're drinking milk when you hear it, shoot it through your nose.

May 15, Fri. - KMA Day!

"Kiss My Ass" Day! At some point today you'll have the urge to tell someone to Kiss Your Ass. Let it out. You'll feel better. Really.